Then don’t read this because my writing style is classified as “i don’t know i just do it”!
But if you wanna check out some new poems and fiction par moi, please visit here!
You will laugh, you will sympathize, and you will most definitely throw up a little bit in your mouth from either enjoyment or disgust!
And what’s more fun than vomit!
(A lot of things!)
But thanks for reading this, and if you didn’t then well okay! Fuck you! Just kidding! Haha! Too many exclamation points!
/end self promo
some guy the other day was like you look like scarlett johansson and i was like uh we is different ethnicities fool (plus she’s like waayyy more pretty than i’d ever be, fool)
but it’s weird cause this is the second time someone’s said this to me
like LOOK at me FOOLS
i’m the combo of rashida jones, aubrey plaza, and lucy liu cOME ON SURSLY
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